Current mood:	determined
Current music:	Stereo MCs - Connected

PostWOW!
So I checked out the other thing that some peeps have alluded to, and...yeah. While it still has that new-site smell to it, it looks the same to me as anything else. In the 7 or 8 times I hit "Random," to give me an idea of who was around, there seemed to be some weird Internet Homestead Act going on, with people putting down their 'here first' stakes and talking about how this one was gonna be great. People are so friendly here! Give it a week. This is the Internet we're talking about here.

Now, here's the other thing. Here's where the title of this post comes from. Last weekend, the AVN awards were on Shotime at midnight. We found them through flipping channels around 1:15 or so. They are hilarious. Every other girl had on one of those mullet shaped dresses (short in the front, train in the back), and those that didn't had on feather outfits that looked like they were rejects from Bjork's closet. As the show wound down, there would be pre-produced segments in between the award presentations (like what MTV does for their award shows, or a SNL Digital Short). The last one done was one of the funniest parodies I've seen in a while. Melding together two of America's tried-and-true traditions--the infomercial and porn--we the viewing audience were treated to this. Link is NSFW, doy.

Four more job applications sent out today! Back with a vengeance after being sick for a month. Hi-YAAHH!